So - the eternal question: are you after: a) world superstardom, the invention of whole genres, groundbreaking electronic music pioneering, musical chameleonism, acting, mime artistry, art connoisseuerdom, video artist hobnobbing, internet pioneer, musical maverickdom, sex symboldom, massive critical respect and commercial success
Painting the odd Royal; presenting a programme about sick animals; doing the odd cartoon; playing the didge on the wackier Kate Bush records; being a registered sex offender?
You see, as everyone knows, both David Bowie and Rolf Harris made extensive use of the Dubreq Stylophone. So, with this tool in your hands, it really is up to you. It's what you make of it, ladies and gentlemen.
Here's a tip though; DI it, whack it through some ghostly reverb, and you've got a sort of uniquely characterful 'space surf' theremin for about £20. 'What's that? A vintage synth of some sort?' people ask me. If only they knew.