Best, worst, and unitentionally funiest lyrics

Best -

daughter - youth the smiths - there is a light that never goes out (Morrisey is my favourite lyricist)

Best - Send the children to the fire, sons and daughters stacked up hire, stoke the flame of the empire, live to lie another day.

Worst - My body stay vicious, I be up in the gym just working on my fitness, He's my witness (oh, wee), I put yo' boy on rock, rock

Funniest - The chorus to "The Fox Says"

"PACKAGING SUBVERSION"

-Corey Taylor

"PIKACHU'S A VIRGIN"

-Random guy who doesn't know the lyrics to Psychosocial

Whenever this song plays, I purposely sing the wrong lyrics. If I am ever in a situation where I can sing karioke... I will sing this... or The Saga Begins over American Pie.

You are welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

pretty much all metal lyrics but particularly Iron Maiden and of all Maiden lyrics the songs on Number of the Beast make me giggle the most.... a lot of Judas Priest's songs are funnier now that Rob Halford I out of the closet. "Hell Bent for Leather" has taken on an extra comic dimension for me ever since Halford's revelation that his Leather Daddy look wasn't an 80s metal coincidence (and that he in fact likes to spank bears).

Most of Priest's song were written about his sexual life. Turbo Lover, Eat me alive, Hell Bent for Leather, Burnin Up, Shoe Shopping Demon, Before the Dawn, and Pain and Pleasure for starters all have really blatant gay erotica.

When Halford came out, he actually told people that if they listened to his lyrics, they would have known he was gay and that he never tried hiding it. People saw what they wanted to see in him, even though the leather, chaps, and mustaches were all coming straight from the S&M clubs.

Indeed. Its quite funny. If i had been older when I listened to priest i probably woulda guessed it, but hell if an 8 year old could pick up on that stuff.

Worst lyrics - Rick Astleys Never Gonna Give You Up

Once you hear that song...its game over. The shit never goes away! I think It was recorded by Satan himself!

Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus - Puff Daddy.