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Gay Pedal

Music has too long been dominated by the radical right wing hetero-patriarchy. We need a brand new pedal which is exciting, eye catching.... and LGBTQIA friendly. I was thinking hot pink with purple/green fuzz hair, topped with a vagina hat.....

KNOB 1- Gay gain ( 1-11) KNOB 2- Trans envelope filter KNOB 3- msnbc fuzz KNOB 4- Drag Queen story time SWITCH 1- Islam bipolar switch SWITCH 2- Visa Lottery inverted phase switch FOOTSWITCH A: Open borders true bypass FOOTSWITCH B: Communist China overdrive (activates subsets knobs) SUBSET KNOB B1: Cruddy trade deals, SUBSET KNOB B2: Huawei G5 distortion, SUBSET KNOB B3: Chinese universal social credit score "tone" knob. TOGGLE: Tolerance/Diversity

*Made in China, powered by included cheap plastic 9v adapter

Sounds cool but it's not like any other pedal has anything to do with politics or homophobia... I think something more realistic but creative would be great. For example, I love playing bass with a phaser, flanger and a chorus at the same time. Making a 3 in one pedal would be killer and save me a ton of space in my pedalboard. Paint it in a lgbt-rainbow and voila. I'd buy one.

Creative names for knobs is cool af