So I belive you're looking for what these guys have? (Best shot 0:50 in)
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That's exactly what I'm looking for. So far I've found three brands, all come at a premium. Which, I mean, I'll pay I suppose, if that's all there is.
HRS, don't worry about it. I've lived with the damage now for nearly 2 years. I've had multiple surgeries to correct it, and while it's not fixed the damage per se, I do have use of 9 of my 10 digits (back up from 7), medio is still... Well, I don't know I'll ever have full command of medio again. That's just a lost cause. As to the back pain and whatnot, part of that's nerve damage, part of that's fracturing my spine some years ago (mission of mercy, took a tumble during, fractured the L2 Lumbar. Still, wouldn't change a thing--meds were delivered, child was saved), part of it's re-damaging my spine quite recently (L5-S1 broad base disc bulge with central protrusion, it's possible I've herniated it).
In a nutshell, I've done some hard damage to my body over the years for various reasons, some worth it, some not so worth it (I've done all manner of relief work to different warzones (the worth it bits), and then as a teen I did my share of drugs, your share of drugs, and my spouse's share of drugs, too (the not so worth it)). You call the tune, you pay the piper.
As is, I mostly play sitting down. It's the only way I can really play these days. I'm hoping to get back to where I can stand a bit. That's why I like my UB804 so much, it's a standing instrument (and hella fun to play).
Anyroad, that's all I've got for now. Dealing with other health issues (that relief work I mentioned? Yeah, took malaria on one of those trips, just now getting over a relapse--I feel like death warmed over), need to lay down.
I think we're all on the same page as to what I'm looking for now. Thanks again for all the input and help!