HELP! my amp collection isn't making my penis any bigger no matter how loud I play!

now that I have your attention, what's everyone getting for the holidays?

I'll start, I got a vntage Selmer head and am waiting on an eganter MIDI controlled tube amp switcher so I can start using all my gear at once like the mad scientist I really am.... I might buy a Yamaha revstar too, depends on how much more I spend on the boy today.... if I buy him more stuff I get another guitar!

double wow

Ampeg CL, My bass fixed, and probably will have to get my car worked on. I think Im leaking oil pretty badly.

what about hookers? you are child-free.... what about santa;s skanky helpers?

Lubbock has a very high AIDS rate right now. Texas Tech was already well known for having one of the highest STD rates of a university in the country with their aptly named, "Raider Rash", which is a combination of STI's. A couple year back, one of the highly intelligent fraternities here decided to buy hookers for one of their parties. The girls charged more of unprotected encounters, but that didn't stop the college guys. Many of them picked up HIV, and then spread it to girls at school. It took them about a year to figure out what was happening and where it came from, but they finally got a story that lined up.

I was being sarcastic... obviously. Prostitutes are the definition of high risk, between sex and intravenous drug use... god, you can't make a sleezy joke anymore

...amp isn't making penis any bigger....

Anything larger than 1/4" is a waste!

I'm playing a a Christmas concert tomorrow night. After that, I won't be doing anything traditional. I'm thinking I'll try and see how much of the 4 gospels I can read within just the 24 hour period.

There is talk of what I am getting but I will hold off two days because talking about it makes it bigger.

VGS Road Cruiser and Peavey Backstage Plus, now I'm happy with it...

everybody's getting coolstuff.... and tis not a no-brainer to buy the kid more toys and buy myself a revstar.... I am running out of big-ticket stuff he wants for x-mas and I also am running out of space he has so much stuff already. His grandparents spoil him relentlesly.

Merry Christmas 'Boardmembers!!! It is 1:06am Christmas morning, I have drank the beer, nibbled the carrot, eaten the cornchips, brought in the santa key, written the santa note and placed the santa present. In the morning I wake up to hopefully find my subtle hints manifested into useable gear!

its about 1 in the afternoon on the eve here and I am about to begin the process you just finished, except I know what I got because I am widowed and buy my own presents now :-(

in point of act I cut off the spending, no Yamaha Revstar for Dad, and just some additional Thomas the tank stocking stuffers for the boy.... I'm done, time to get drunk and wait for the little boy to pass out so I can finish wrapping etc. This is really a lot harder with only 1 parent. Thanks god for Amazon.

And I am getting myself... a Sunn O))) sweater!!

Yeah, nothing eventful. I'm sure if you got a few cabs and heads and turned'em all to 11 and got right next to tbem, a good drop A power chord could, at the very least, blow your ears and your dick at the same time.

Well including a couple that arrived a few days early that I could not be bothered wrapping, I am now the proud owner of: Soul Food; Ditto Looper; Soul Press (Wah/ Volume/ Expression mini pedal); Spark Mini Booster; DCCore 10 power brick; 30 pancake plugs; 5m of guitar cable; Soldering helping hands station ; 2 f to f 1/4" feed through adaptor (with panel mounting);

This takes pedal board configuration to 14... Mwah ha ha haaaa

Now to redesign my signal chain!

merry x-mas all! I didn't buy more toys for me and the child and thank god I didn't because my mother-in-law showed up at 9 sharp with an extra load for the boy.... I am going to have to get rid of guitars and amps for all this kid's stuff.... ARGH!

Yeah, nothing eventful. I'm sure if you got a few cabs and heads and turned'em all to 11 and got right next to tbem, a good drop A power chord could, at the very least, blow your ears and your dick at the same time.

well, just one of my 50 waters will do that in drop D turned up to 8 or so.....