What kind of guitar can cats play? And which audio amplifiers should I connect to?

Strings are surely Ernie Furballs

My eyes.

My eyes still havn't healed from the last time I looked at this topic...

Of the cat's I know, many of them are Prince fans, and are especially fond of his Hohner Tele.

I can't even teach my cats to stay in the room when I play guitar let alone have them try to play.

My cat Fluffy likes to warm up with a pukelele

I'm sure the cat's favorite songs to practice are:

Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent Phenomenal Cat – The Kinks Hell Cat – Scorpions Year Of The Cat – Al Stewart

My cat Fluffy likes to warm up with a pukelele

...retsch is her favourite make

The feline pedal of choice - Rat distortion.

Put a little Lucky Cat delay from JHS on there too.