Fu&* that Taylor Momsen for me needing to revisit this thread.
Taylor Momsen
Radio stations that call themselves ROCK stations and sneak in Metal occasionally. They'll have a commercial spot for the station in between songs that's misleading.
"Other stations talk... DUN DUN DUDUN DUN (Metal riff), Weeeee ROOOOOOOCK... DUN DUN DUN DUN DUDUN DUN... Rock 12.4 FM..."
Then the next song they play is fuggin Nirvana Unplugged. WHAT?! There's a station here in Lubbock that plays Omerta - Lamb of God behind the DJ's while they talk. I requested they play some Lamb of God one night. "Oh, we can't play that." YOU JUST DID! Tease. Trying to sail on the a fan-base that really shouldn't be listening to your station in the first place.
- Beat'em Up Metal
More like Beat'em off Rock. Bands that try to have the image of some natural disaster of humanity. They're so tough and violent. You can tell because they sing songs with growling and screaming verses that go on about how they will punch you in the face, shoot you with a gun, drink whiskey, and not like you very much. They're mascots are skeletons of animals, demons, and people they killed.... by punching them in the face or shot with a small caliber firearm?
I would love to see a band like Diecide, Cannibal Corpse, or Dying Fetus rush on stage and pound these new age tough guy bands onto the floor in front of their fans. Maybe break all their fingers so they can't bug us with their childish ideas of violence any further.
After a verse or two of growling and scream, the chorus kicks in with the singer trying to sing like a pop singer. Huh? That goes against the tough guy image doesn't it? The US Military LOVES these bands. Get's them pumped somehow. If I were going into a life or death situation and knew I needed inspiration to gut, gore, and defile other human beings, I'm going to listen to lyrics on digging up the miscarriaged first child of the enemy and force-feeding the dry, jerkied corpse to the parent... not punching a dude in the face.