guitar storage/display

I know I am short, but wallabies just don't have the storage....

this is the best converstion ever.

I am back on my sleep deprivation regime after a month of dayshifts... shit is only gonna get weirder!

And it is from this exact state that I continue to write and submit high distinction papers.

honestly in the USA everyone in college is permanently sleep deprived and most of them are living on ramen noodles, i don't thik professors would know what to do with work turned in by well-rested, well-fed students... I think the ivy league kids are fed alright, but otherwise?

fuck the ivy league. i can get a great education from any other school, why should i pay $50000 more for your school? becuse its old???

because you're richa nd your rich dad went threre and he won't even miss all that money.... and he was going to build them a new building anyway? and god damn I wanna kill a rich person today

Sorry.. went with Poison and Justice then.. mad tangent.

Train of thought derailed.. killed thousands.

to trapdoor spiders...

to trapdoor spiders...

Is this in response to the storage complaint? You DO KNOW they don't carry the trapdoor around WITH them don't you?

Kids these days would not even know what a portable hole is!

Stuffed in the right position I think a wallaby would make a great guitar stand.

Kangaroos would be better for bass.

with all those legs you would think arachnids would carry more stuff around with them... spiders, I hate those guys! if your country had less of them i would probably move there in a ehartbeat, especially now that trump is president, but rebacks and trapdoors just keep me away.... apart from the toxicity theya re some of the more hideous spiders on the planet earth, just awful looking... Ic an't even imagin sharing a continent with such a bunch of horrible creatures.

True... but cables, pedals, and amps.....

Funnel webs and huntsmen are the nasty looking ones all hairy and fangy... Redbacks are fucking sinister looking... no hair like the others.. just high gloss black, really wicked intricate designed looking up close. Deadly as shit too.

Reds aren't big.. kinda sexy small.

they'r creepy as hell

I always get funnel webs and trapdoors mixed up.... we have trapdoors here I think, ut far out west and they're smaller and elss deadly than australian ones.... and you have those huntsmen thata re like super-wolf-spiders, awful

see, not all leggy, fat, hairy guys are horrible.... our tarantulas from exico have a certain charm and are barely poisonous and pretty friendly for an arthropod -- there's soemthign so disgusting and menacing about the RBs, they're like super-blackwidows with that similar, bald, sleek, toxic-hermit-crab thing going on. i think they make me feel more crawly and queasy than the funnel.... the poisonous spider where I lvie is the brown recluse AKA violin spider, we get black widows further west in ym state but they're very uncommon this far north even there, but I wind up killing tons of recluses every year. Fortunately they aren't remotely agressive and if you keep specialized spider spray around you can off them withe ase because they'll just hang there and elt you cover them with toxic foam and fall to the pavement dead. And they aren't deadly, note ven to kids, just potentially disfiguring ebcause they ahve that necrotic, flesh eating venom. But if you catch the btie fast its harmless. Not like some of your little fangy friends in Australia, man.

oh, guitar stands, herculese stands look nice! I am more picky about cases though. I have NICE cases for every guitar, I have some gig bags for if I need to take a train and wanna travel light but I will only gig bag a bolt on. Otherwise its ahrshell. In aftermarket stuff I am very found of Gator and TKL for non-flight cases and I of coruse like anvil and calzone for ATA stuff

Spray can stuff has little effect on Huntsmen. They will white up all covered in foam and charge right at you. I either use hairspray on them and freezelock the hairy bastards or use the can as a club and bash them to death. They do not smear like the little guys and after 3 or 4 decent beltings with the can, they still have enough evil in them to curl up all proper before they die... Not even Glenn from Walking Dead can claim that honor!

Shoe polish works well

https://youtu.be/h32m969zQCE?t=1m

do i need a lint free cloth as well to get that good spider shine?

and to think, all these years I thought I had to spend big money on dedicated arachnid polishes! shoe polish works fine.... but what about amtching your spider's color?

and to think, all these years I thought I had to spend big money on dedicated arachnid polishes! shoe polish works fine.... but what about amtching your spider's color?

Once you go black.....