I have to get a custom Kramer like this one.... YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20140521/useretug.jpg

http://rennlist.com/forums/attachments/993-forum/726082d1367941288-993-project-continues-going-wide-tumblr_mftq91trqx1rcaovvo1_1280.jpg

lol!

When you strum it, instead of a normal guitar sound does it go, "hey buddy!" ?

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Kramer-Hey-Buddy.gif

I expect it just sounds like a Dokken or Winger album... but I don't know any specs for it, so maybe it, just maybe it says "giddy up" if you pull out the volume knob or something.

I'm British, what?

yes you're British, but its not your fault

Hey... at least your not French... right?