OFF TOPIC

I wish I could afford this.

http://www.hutchinsonguitars.com/

Ah, yes, Hutchinson Guitars. I found out about them a few years back. Always wanted their little Overdrive just because it looks so cool. That and one of those metal topped Les Pauls.

oh yeah, they're like Trussarts only with more evil in the cosmetics

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http://i.imgur.com/Fk8AAKb.png

I ended up eating some Long John Silver's yesterday for early lunch. I went to sleep shortly after and woke up with what felt like the flu.

Just now, I was cleaning my room... no sorry, I need to be truthful here. I was rummaging for leftovers, and I found some fries left over from the box. The first one I picked up had a dead gnat on it. What do you suppose killed the gnat? Here are some ideas I have on them topic.

1. The amount of fat on the fry trapped the bug like tree sap in Jurassic Park.

2. The chemical composition of the food and fat it was cooked in was toxic, maybe having cleaning chemicals or such accidentally left in the cookware.

Either way, it was startling. The gnat looked wet and partially digested.

you ate Long John Silver.... on purpose?

Indeed. I have been running out of options of take out lately. There is a Long Johns close by.

https://pics.onsizzle.com/and-ill-take-a-bottle-of-your-finest-rum-sir-6654477.png

http://www.florianschmid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tampax-tuna-fiesta.jpg

https://pics.me.me/aaron-rodgers-drew-brees-spalding-onfl-meme-guy-tony-romo-14815608.png

just wtf on the tampons and baby footballers

Well, they all end up being stuck up cun....

The one with kids is funny because Romo is always injured. It's made to look like even as a kid, he was the one with the cast.

Tampons because Tuna Fiesta is the funniest word combination I've heard in at least a couple of weeks.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Should I assume Romo is a football player? I absolutely HATE football. Can't watch it and the last time I played it the bass player from Under Your Bread took me down so hard that I cracked a rib against the pointy end of the ball that I was holding. Right before we were supposed to go on the road too... FUCK THAT (I went on tour anyway, the first few dates were agony and I got no sleep between motels because, who would have guessed? you can't get comfortable on a van seat with a broken rib)

now baseball? that's a game.... I need to start following it again this season so I can teach Lucian all about the joys of extra innings and crackerjacks.... maybe we'll go to a minor league game just to break him in

but tuna fiesta.... just, yeah

https://pics.onsizzle.com/fire-water-earth-air-lays-classic-3986551.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrD5QC09qZ4

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AH! Please don't make me eat an EXTRA deep-friend piece of pulverized chicken-dicks! 10 is already too cruel!!!!!!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/61d48e69-624f-47bc-8a9c-573015976085

I'm so pissed that these guys don't have embed code and it doesn't auto-embed in Gchiaren's code yet because this is the perfect clip duration of this line and it LOOPS! This Getyarn site is the greatest movie quote machine. It even has a 'generate meme' feature. Bwahahaha

oh well. If you wanna see my 'off topic' this month you have to click