Jokes

Here are couple of puns I made (hopefully those count as jokes)

So, Dunlop is cancelling their Cry Baby series... W...wait, wah?!

So if someone named Hugo buys himself a CS-3, does that make him a Hugo Boss?

If there is winter in the England currently, is Andy Summers now Andy Winters?

How do you call a beginner guitarist who can't djent? - CAN'T

I shouted "Go Oasis" and my sister left the room.

So if someone named Hugo buys himself a CS-3, does that make him a Hugo Boss?

not unless he already ahs a ds1

Did jew? I'm reich angry, in fact I'm fuhrurious.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. There was a phase at my school of making really offensive jokes, so I have a sort of back catalogue.

I'm quite proud of that, hopefully it'll make up for all of the crap threads, I made, and really noobish things I said last year.

Did jew? I'm reich angry, in fact I'm fuhrurious.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. There was a phase at my school of making really offensive jokes, so I have a sort of back catalogue.

Why are you fuhrurious? You look like Adolfin when you're fuhrurious!

One of the guys in school has an OD-1, SD-1, SL-20 and a RC-20. He's too Bossy.

He must be roland in money

i heard one what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A:homeless

okay there's a couple of things i'd like to say.

Q: Why did the guitarist get arrested? A: He fingered A Minor.

1. i'm a bassist, singer and the songwriter for my band, so I read every rock band instrument and the cello (because that was my first ever instrument)

always good to read the staff fluently... you and I are part of a minority on equipboard

Everyone already knows WHY the chicken crossed the road. You now have to find out HOW the chicken crossed the road without wings or legs.

To solve, take the F out of Feather and the F out of Way.

Gandalf has a staff.

Did you hear about the bass player who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?

is this a jab? #triggererded

Q : What happens when you play a blues record backwards? A : You get out of prison, your wife comes back and your dog ressucitates.

Other favorite : A guitarist is a person who takes 5000$ worth of gear, in a 500$ car, to do a 50$ gig.

hey! I paid a grand for my junk car!

Everyone already knows WHY the chicken crossed the road. You now have to find out HOW the chicken crossed the road without wings or legs.

To solve, take the F out of Feather and the F out of Way.

Has anyone solved, and therefore "gotten" the joke yet?

nope

Nah... purely a suckerpunch! hahah

I asked my roadie if I could hypnotise him. He said "you can if you 1, 2.... 1, 2"