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"dukeuke" · 2015-12-17T07:55:51Z

"I keep coming up with little nerdy, sad guitar jokes. If you'd oblige me I'll put some up, and if anybody else has any I can add to my collection it'd be cool if you could put them on as well. "

tel_nobody|3007

GEAR:

How many Hawkins Brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They are in The Darkness.

over 9 years ago

GEAR:

tel_nobody|3007

GEAR:

In reply to dumpsterbassist:

Actually, with bass it would be a low blow...

over 9 years ago

GEAR:

jimmarchi1|41029 MODERATOR

GEAR:

In reply to tel_nobody:

How many Hawkins Brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They are in The Darkness.

nice! best joke so far

over 9 years ago

GEAR:

boom762|12239 MODERATOR

In reply to dumpsterbassist:

nope

The answer is...

"There is no F in Way"

When said verbally, it can make it sound as if the person is saying, "There's no F'n way." As in, a chicken without wings or legs could not cross the road.

Here's one.

over 9 years ago

tel_nobody|3007

GEAR:

http://babylonbee.com/news/worship-guitarists-pedals-now-outnumber-chords-repertoire-2-1/

over 9 years ago

GEAR:

narcist|17214 MODERATOR

In reply to tel_nobody:

http://babylonbee.com/news/church-bassist-discovers-amp-unplugged-past-20-years/

"Bernard reportedly corrected the mistake, allowing his basslines to resonate through the building for the first time in decades, but according to reports, nobody noticed."

This is a pretty great site lol

over 9 years ago

pope|8195

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist an a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

over 9 years ago

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